$160,140 may sound like a lot but it isn’t so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That’s a mere $24.24 a day or just $1.01 an hour.
Some might think the best financial advice is to not have kids. Having become a grandfather for the first time last week, I believe it is just the opposite. What do your get for your $160,140?
• Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
• Glimpses of God every day.
• Giggles under the covers every night.
• More love than your heart can hold.
• Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
• Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
• A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.
• A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sandcastles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.
• Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.
For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints’ set in clay for Mother’s Day, and cards with backward letters for Father’s Day.
For $741.38 a month you get to be a hero; for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless. You get a front row seat to witness the first step, first word, first date, and first time behind the wheel. You get to be immortal. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match. In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost.
Having kids – there’s no better investment, unless you are a grandparent; then you get all these blessings and for only the cost of ice cream and other treats, plus Christmas and birthday gifts!
Congrats on being a grandpa!!!
We have 8 kids and I stopped counting the cost at 3. 🙂
We live on a budget of $4333/month and while it's lean and requires diligent management it works. We eat well, have a good roof over our heads, and the only debt we have is our mortgage. And as you mentioned the perks of having lots of kids far outweighs the “financial number crunching”.
Just like when you scale a business it's typically not a multiply by “X” number we've seen that the same is true in family scaling.
Make sure you introduce them to some Rocky Road!
Thanks JC! Good word. AND we had Rocky Road last night!